10 Things Melania can Do to Pick on Somebody

10) Using a voodoo doll, a witchcraft practice that involves sticking pins and other sharp objects, and making a doll in the likeness of somebody. Many pagans are doing this on their own time to bring him down. Believe me, this will eventually happen.

9) Witchcraft practices in general, cursing, binding, etc. Some of this stuff works but my coven is talking me out of cursing so there are things such as protection spells that are not necessarily a curse.

8) Divorcing while in office. Now that will cause a meltdown. This may be a last resort.

7) Setting boundaries, which you already do and this is hard to do with somebody who has a personality disorder. Believe me, I know.

6) More white pantsuits – that’s a good move.

5) Having higher approval ratings.

4) Continue being the most likeable Trump.

3) Frown in disapproval more often since narcissists really like approval but do things to take it away like be self-centered, wanting to be the center of attention. Narcissists need to be the center of attention all the time. Sheesh. I mean it gets exhausting to have to pander to that. They expect a lot of pandering.

2) Be better at diplomacy. Because you are, and well, he isn’t. You have the higher approval rating.

1) Have your own career interests since you already do.