Mental Health Jokes

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How many histrionics does it take to change a lightbulb?

One so long as they are the center of attention, calling attention to themselves with flirtatious behavior or wearing a dress outside of their culture.

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How many borderlines does it take to change a lightbulb?

It depends on what kind of mood the borderline is in. Sometimes they are not in good moods, or maybe just being asked to change the light bulb will set off a bad mood.

How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Narcissists want someone else to change the light bulb, preferably a plumber or someone of a lower social class than they are.