My Idea For A Travel TV Show

Back when Anthony Bordaine had his show, I was like, somebody is already doing a travel tv show. I have a love-hate relationship with travel because it makes me manic as shit to travel with my family since they do not take you know what for the you know what. I freak out on airplanes since we are high in the sky and I have immense problems grounding myself. This is why I can’t just take a trip to Tibet with a friend of mine who would like to go. We need to rent a doctor on this trip since I do not want to subject her to my illness at all.

All factors of my health problems have to be factored into the traveling process since throwing up is a dangerous situation for a type 1 diabetic with schizophrenia. But hey, I want to learn some metaphysical things on my travels, talking to witchdoctors, shamans, healers, etc. In particular, I need to learn psychic surgery or somehow find someone who can teach me how to use it.

Yes, traveling is hard for me. I have vomiting fits I do not want filmed. Ew. But on the other hand, it is a great opportunity to prove that a type 1 diabetic can travel. Travelling also triggers my anxiety big time or maybe this is just traveling with my family in general. How they manage to hide their symptoms so well is beyond me but I can’t. Anxiety made me just fidgety in 2014 because my feet hurt inside my shoes. A diabetic can develop circulation problems in the air. But now that I have high blood pressure medication available to me, flying might be different.

See, I had untreated high blood pressure a long time until my endocrinologist noticed it. She was the one who suggested I try to regulate my blood pressure with medication in the first place. High blood pressure makes you feel like crap I might add. You get dizzy, you are anxious, and you put yourself at high risk for a stroke. I’m lucky none-of-the-above came to pass. Now that I’m treated in every possible way, I work hard. I’m wondering if my travel TV show would succeed since I do want to get some traveling done, but at the same time, a trip to China for example would exhaust me.

Long hours on an airplane mess me up. This is why I demand a layover to get my bearings straight. I cannot spend long hours on a plane but my mother likes non-stop. I can’t stand that. This is why future boyfriends I will want to travel with will actually know this. I need long breaks. I get very ill on airplanes since my energy is not tethered to the ground. Anybody I travel with will not be subjected to my vomiting fits, hence Rent-A-Doctor.