How my PK Has Messed Stuff Up

I have witnessed tea bags exploding from psychokinesis. Psychokinesis is an energy that flows from your hands. It is generated by energy flowing through your body, somehow, this little bit I know. It has messed up my fence, and the nails inside it, even new nails that I tried to nail into my fence myself, got messed up. My spoons and forks are bent when it turns on. I have made a dent in my doorknob in the garage. The dent is the size of my thumb. I can fit my right thumb perfectly in that little dent.

I’m nervous from a variety of different things going on in my life, one of which is being low income. I’m also stressing about how to buy a new battery for my car. My car sits there, lifeless, but that is what I need it to do right now although I will buy a new battery, and eventually file for planned non-operation. For now, my registration is paid for, and I need to pay the registration eventually. I like doing stuff like that online. But my PK is triggered when I do something like change my infusion set. I have had to think happy thoughts when I do change my infusion set so as not to trigger it.

Being low income is a huge source of frustration for me, as much as I like it because I feel like I’m not sinning by having money. Then again greed is the sin I’m trying to avoid. I mean, having enough money for yourself if you are family and not lending some is ridiculous. I have to buy myself a pair of sandals. My goal is to have $200 in copywriting by Thursday this week. The money comes in a day later, using Paypal automatic transfer.