Marriage Signifies Ownership

Marriage is about ownership.  I view this as a legal tax bracket arrangement.  Even if you find your own husband, that you can trust, that you see often, who you get along with, I feel I’m suspicious of all men right now.  See, men think with their shlong, not with their big head.  Men are in fact, the weaker sex.  Why?  Because they need sex more than women do!  I find marriage to be a waste of my time and energy.  For now, I can’t get married because I have a hiatal hernia that is royally kicking my ass.  I have no energy for much, my sleeping habits are weird, and the pandemic is not helping my energy.