Time Travel Paradoxes I Have Known

Our current 21st century lifestyle could make anybody anxious.  But hey, my patent ductus ateriosus healed on its own, thanks to time traveling aliens and my future self from a parallel or alternate timeline.  She sent me her memories before vanishing; I was but a day old.  Stuff hangs out in the astral, the invisible plane that we earth humans does not always see in front of us.  I want to track down my medical records from birth if they exist; only because I need proof my theory is correct.  You see, otherworldly/paranormal things haunt me daily, weekly, monthly.  It is not always wanted.  Hey, I’m just a paranormal saturated person; my roommates had better understand this.